Click & Collect Local Pickup Times: 10am to 4pm Monday to Friday at our **NEW LOCATION** 49 TRUMAN ROAD. FREE Delivery in Barrie for orders over $50.

Vintage Pet Rock (Environmentally Friendly)

Regular price $5.00

With variegated earth-tone colours and chock-full of terrestrial minerals, our Vintage Pet Rocks have an ancient pedigree averaging 1.3 billion years. Similar to pet rocks of the 1970s, our metamorphic relics have the additional benefit of being environmentally friendly. No box, no straw just a dependable Rock. Feel free to name them, paint them, pet them, and bathe them. Want some good news? Pet Rocks are hypo-allergenic, and they don’t poop! No more yard clean-up.  Want some more good news? Unlike conventional pets like cats or dogs, these prehistoric beauties come fully socialized, do not require feeding, and will not bite. Our Vintage Rocks are immortal. They won’t get sick, and they won’t die. No added funeral costs or disposal fees. 

Please Note: While our Rocks are guaranteed to be highly trainable to sit, stay, and play dead, the crew at Flying Monkeys have been unable to train these sedimentary beasts to shake hands, roll over, or attack. Which is just fine with peaceable folks like us. 

No assembly required. Sizes may vary. Flying Monkeys are not responsible for damage or injuries from thrown pet rocks. Do not throw pet rocks. Pets are your friends.   

Prices do not include taxes. 

USA & International Delivery
Orders ship via stork.

Delivery within Canada

Local Barrie Delivery 
Free delivery in the City of Barrie for orders over $50. Orders are typically delivered within 24 to 48 hours after ordering, Monday to Friday between 9am & 7pm. 

Local Pickup (Click & Collect)
Orders are typically available the next day. We will call, text or email you when your order is ready. Standard pickup times: Monday to Friday 10am to 4pm (we will try to accommodate other times by appointment). Pickup location is at our warehouse in Barrie:

Flying Monkeys Warehouse 
49 Truman Rd
Barrie, ON L4M 4A5
Door N6 - Back of building